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Ke ufuna ukungena kwiLizwe eliqaqambileyo lokuthunga lomatshini wokuthunga, huh? Kulungile, qhawuka kuba ndiza kulahla ulwazi olubi oluza kukuguqula ukuba ungene kwi-guru gursi wonke umntu. Masiqengqele ezi ngcebiso zokubulala eziya kuba nomatshini wakho ohlela njengelitye lenkwenkwezi ngaphandle kwexesha!
Masibe yinyani i-sec. Ngaba ukhe wazibuza ukuba kutheni wonke umntu ophathwayo ngokuthunga umatshini wokuthunga? Ifana neGrail eNgcwele Ukusuka ekuongezeni i-vair kwiwadi yakho ukuba iguqule izipho ezinomngcipheko wokuhla kwe-Jaw-Drop, Ukucebisa obu buchule nguMdlalo-otshintsha umdlalo.
Vula ubuchule bakho: oku akuyonto inqabileyo; Yindlela yobugcisa, mhlobo wam!
Nyusa i-wadi yakho: Ngubani ongafuni iziqwenga zesiko esikhazimla 'Ndithandana'?
Yenza i-$ $ $: Vula inkanuko yakho kwinzuzo ngokuthengisa ezo gusha zimfakayo!
Kulungile, mamela! Nantsi indlela yakho yendlela ukuba ibe yimfazwe whiz. Lixesha lokuqengqesha loo mikhono kwaye ufumane izandla zakho kumatshini.
Khetha izixhobo zakho: Khetha umatshini wokuthunga. Umatshini oqinileyo sisitshixo-sukukhangela apha!
Qokelela izixhobo zakho: Uyakufuna intambo, izilo zozilo kunye neendwangu. Isitokhwe ngokungathi uye edabini!
Layisha i-hoop: Fumana ilaphu yakho endaweni kwaye uqiniseke ukuba i-snug. Ndithembe, le nxalenye ibalulekileyo.
Misela uyilo lwakho: Nokuba usebenzisa isoftware okanye uyilo-loyilo, qiniseka ukuba igqibelele ngaphambi kokuba ubethe iqhosha lokuqala.
Yivavanye: Soloko wenza uvavanyo. Intshukumo encinci ihamba indlela ende ekuphepheni iintlekele!
Ufuna ukuvela? Nazi ezinye zeengcebiso zepros ezizakuthatha kwi-flousider yakho ukusuka 'meh' ukuya 'kwi-Wow' ngokukhawuleza kunokuba ungathi '
Ukuvavanywa kwemibhalo: Musa ukoyika ukuxuba kunye nokudibanisa amalaphu. Yongeza ubukhulu obufana nenye!
Dlala ngemibala: Iintambo ezinesibindi zinokuguqula isiqwenga esiqhelekileyo kwisiteyitimenti esihlekisayo!
Yigcine icocekile: Ukugcinwa rhoqo koomatshini bakho yinto ekufuneka umntu ayithandayo umatshini wegrumba!
Joyina uluntu: Zingqonge ngenzondelelo yokujikeleza. Ndithembe, uya kufunda itoni!
①: Ke, masibe seyokwenyani apha: Ukuba awunikeli kwintloko yentloko kwilizwe lomlingo lokuthunga lomatshini wokuthunga, ukuphoswa kakhulu! Ndiyathetha, yiza-kutheni ungazinza i-bland xa unokuba nesibindi? Le ayisiyonto nje yokuzonwabisa; Yinto yonke vibe! Ukusuka ekuvuseleleni iwadi yakho ukuya ekufundeni izipho zokubulala eziya kuba nabahlobo bakho bacela okungakumbi, ukucebisa obu buchule ngumdlalo opheleleyo.
Khawufane nomfanekiso ngqondweni wegumbi, kwaye onke amehlo akho kuwe. Ngoba? Ngenxa yokuba ungu-rockin 'isiko lokuvala ijacket okhe wabetha kuwe! Ngequbuliso, awungobunye ubuso besihlwele; Ungumntu okrexeza, uMdali, umculi okhe wafika!
Masingalibali malunga namandla oqinisekileyo. Ngaba ufuna ukusiphosa i-thedoee yakho into eya kufikelela kwiisokisi zabo? Ibhegi yeTote ye-Oversid ngegama labo? Yenziwe. Okanye kwenzeka njani ngengubo ephosakeleyo ngesicatshulwa esisuk 'entliziyweni? Awuyi kwenza nje imini yabo; Uya kufumana amanqaku amakhulu kwiCandelo loMhlobo!
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Ukunamathela kwi-mundane | Iwadi yakho ye-badrobe-the ther, kwaye udibanisa nje. Ugh! | I-Master Shing Shing Rhoad Ridery kwaye ivele njenge-superstar oyiyo! |
Izipho eziQhelekileyo | Ukunika iisokisi? Kakhulu? Ngu-2024! | Ubugcisa bezipho abaza kubashiya bethetha! |
Phoswa ngamathuba | Ukuziva ushiyekile kwincoko yobuqili? | Tsiba kwimfazwe kwaye ube yingcali! |
Akaqinisekanga? Makhe ndikubethe ngebali. Ndikhumbula xa umhlobo wam uDave, iNewbie iyonke, wagqiba kwelokuba anikezele njenge-supirl. Waqala ngoyilo olulula-i-cactus encinci yentombi yakhe. Ukuqhubela phambili kwiiveki ezimbalwa, kwaye kungekuphela nje wakunyanzela, kodwa wayiguqula yaya kwicala elingasecaleni, ethembisa indalo yakhe ekhompyutheni! Ngoku waziwa ngokuba 'uKumkani weCactus ' phakathi kweepali zakhe. Thetha ngokukhanya!
Kwaye masibe seyokwenene: xa unika i-swin swiflery yomgubo, awuzange wenze izinto-udala i-ileacki! I-Grandkid yakho iya kukhupha ubugcisa bakho obungafunekiyo kwaye bathi, 'Wow, uTatterma / Utat'omkhulu wayengumphathi opheleleyo! '
Ukuthunga umatshini wokuthunga akukho nje ngemveliso yokugqibela; Imalunga nohambo. Uya kufunda, ukhule, kwaye mhlawumbi uhleka kakhulu endleleni. Iimpazamo? I-PFFT, bawenyuka nje kubukhulu! Ngubani okhathalayo ukuba ngengozi ulungiselele ngengozi? (Kulungile, mhlawumbi ukhathalelo oluncinci, kodwa ufumana ingongoma yam!)
Ekugqibeleni, yintoni eyona nto uyityala kuwe! Izakhono ozithabathayo ziya kukuxhobisa ukuba uziveze ungowukho ngaphambili. Ke, ngaba ukulungele ukutsiba kwaye wenze umlingo? Kuba xa uqala, akukho kubuya umva!
②: Ilungele ukuqasha uhambo lwakho lokuvalela? Kuhle! Masingene kanye kwi-muts kunye neebhulukhwe zokuthunga somatshini bokuthunga kunye nesikhokelo senyathelo lenyathelo elinokuthunga njenge-pro ngaphandle kwexesha! Inzulu, ukuba awukatyhafi, uya kuba sisiphelo sale nto!
Okokuqala phaya, kufuneka ukhethe i-soda yokuthunga efanelekileyo. Kwaye mandikuxelele, ayingabo bonke oomatshini abadalwe balingana. Ufuna umntu oza kwenza ubomi bakho bube lula, ungayiguquli ibe bubusuku.
Oomatshini bentloko abangatshatanga: Ifanelekile ukuba abaqalayo. Ilula, isebenza, kwaye ayiyi kwaphula ibhanki. Jonga Oomatshini abathengiswayo bentloko.
Umatshini wentloko-mninzi: Ukuba uziva unebhongo kwaye ufuna ukuthamba uyilo lweentsuku, cinga ngomatshini onamagama amaninzi. Ungayifaka izinto ezininzi ngexesha elinye, eliyinguqulelo yomdlalo!
OoMatshini abakhethekileyo: Ufuna ukongeza i-pizzazz? Jonga kwi-sequins okanye oomatshini beChenille! Ndithembe, ezi ziya kuba nabahlobo bakho becinga ukuba upheke ngumdlalo wakho wobugcisa.
Ngoku ukuba unamatshini wakho, lixesha lokuqokelela izinto zakho. Awufuni ukuqala ukuthunga kuphela ukufezekisa ukuba uphosa isiqwenga esibalulekileyo. Thetha nge-buzzkill!
Intambo: Yiya kwintambo emfutshane yokujikeleza. Sukuphazamisa apha; Ndithembe, yenza umahluko omkhulu!
Ilaphu: Khetha ilaphu lasekunene leprojekthi yakho. Umqhaphu yiklasini, kodwa ungoyiki ukwenza i-futs kwaye idibanise!
I-Statlilizers: Ezi zibalulekile ekugcineni ilaphu yakho ukusuka kwaye kugqwethe ngelixa ukuthunga. Kufana nesixhobo esifihlakeleyo kwi-hernal yentengiso yakho!
Nantsi inxenye emnandi! Ukulayisha ilaphu lakho kwi-hoop. Oku kunokuvakala kulula, kodwa kuyiphosa iphosakele, kwaye uyilo lwakho luya kujongeka ngathi ngabangu-Thanddler wenze njalo.
Qiniseka ukuba ilaphu lakho litshilo kodwa lingabi qinile-cinga ngayo njengesikhumba sedrum. Kukhululekile kakhulu, kwaye iinyikima zakho ziya kuba kukungqubana okutsha; iqinile kakhulu, kwaye uya kulwa nomatshini wakho.
Ngoku, kumlingo woyilo lwedijithali! Nokuba usebenzisa uyilo ngokwakhelwe-ngaphakathi okanye wenze eyakho, eli nyathelo kulapho yakho ikhala khona. Ungafumana iitoni zeenketho zesoftware phaya; khetha nje enye ehambelana nesitayile sakho.
Ungalibali ukuphinda-phinda uyilo lwakho ngaphambi kokuba ubethe iqhosha lokuqala. Ukubaleka ngokukhawuleza kunokukusindisa kwiLizwe leMbanzi kamva!
Kulungile, le nxalenye ibaluleke kakhulu! Ngalo lonke ixesha, kwaye ndithetha njalo, yenza uvavanyo lubaleke kwilaphu le-scrap. Kufana nokufudumala ngaphambi komdlalo omkhulu-kufuneka uqiniseke ukuba yonke into ihamba kakuhle!
Ukuba kukho into engakhange ibonakale ilungile, musa ukothuka! I-Tweak uyilo lwakho okanye useto, kwaye uzame kwakhona. Khumbula, yonke i-heetshi yayikukuba isiqalo!
Ngaba uzive unxunguphele? Sukwenza! Thatha nje inyathelo elinye ngexesha. Ngaphambi kokuba uyazi, uya kufakwa njenge-pro!
Yigcine kumnandi! Yonwabela inkqubo kwaye ungagxininisi malunga nemfezeko.
Joyina abahlali base-Intanethi! Yimigodi yegolide yeengcebiso, amaqhinga kunye nenkxaso.
Bhiyozela impumelelo yakho, nokuba incinci kangakanani. Zonke izinto ezinamabala!
Ke, ulinde ntoni? Ukubamba lo matshini wokuthunga, kwaye masenze umlingo senzekile!
③: Kulungile, amagcisa am! Ukuba ucinga ukuba ungangena nje ekuthumeleni umatshini wokuthunga ngaphandle kokwazi into oyenzayo, cinga kwakhona! Ayisiyo isifundo sikagonyane Sithetha ngokuphakamisa umdlalo wakho ukuya kwi-legendary imeko! Masikhuphe indlela yokujongana nale nto ngesoyikiso ye-artisan yenkosi. Bophelela phezulu!
Izinto zokuqala zokuqala, kufuneka ulahle umatshini wakho wokuthunga. Ngamnye umntu wahlukile, njengekhephu-ngaphandle, uyazi, iluncedo ngakumbi!
Thatha imizuzu embalwa ukuze ufunde le ncwadana yemigaqo. Ndiyazi, ndiyazi, iyadika. Kodwa undithembise, ukutsiba oku kufana nokuzama ukuqhuba imoto ngaphandle kokwazi indlela yokutshintsha isitshixo! Ufuna ukwazi onke amaqhosha kunye namaqhosha - ikamva lakho lokubulela!
Masithethe igiya. Awungekhe uye edabini ngaphandle kwentonga efanelekileyo! Qokelela imisonto emikhulu, ukuzinza kunye nelaphu. Inzulu, musa ukukroba kule nto.
Khetha ii-rands ezaziwa kumzi-mveliso, yithi, Dedira okanye Gutermann. Banodumo oqinileyo ngesizathu. Kwaye uqikelela ntoni? Konke kukufezekisa okuthobekileyo, ukugqiba okungagungqiyo kuyakushiya wonke umntu.
Ixesha lokukhupha iPicasso yakho yangaphakathi! Khetha uyilo oluthetha nawe. Nokuba uzabalaza okanye udidi, qiniseka ukuba ihambelana ne-vibe yakho.
Ngaba ufuna ukuntywila ngendlela yokutshintsha koloyilo kwilaphu? Jonga lo mthombo we-ogunya kwi Indlela yokuthunga umatshini womatshini . Ipakishwe ngolwazi oluqinileyo oluza kuthatha izakhono zakho kwi-Amateur ukuze ukoyikeka!
Okulandelayo, masifumane iluncedo! Hoop ilaphu lakho ngokukhuselekileyo. Ukuba khululekile, ii-stitches zakho ziya kujongeka njenge-spaghetti ngosuku olubi - ayiyiyo le nto uyifunayo!
Kwaye ngenxa yothando lwezinto zonke ezinobuchule, yenza uvavanyo luyabaleka! Inzulu, musa ukuntywila ngaphandle kokujonga useto lwakho. I-PET encinci inokusindisa kwintlungu yentliziyo yonke!
Kulungile, ngoku lixesha lokubonisa! Cofa iqhosha lokuqala kwaye ubukele indalo yakho uphila. Kodwa musa ukulungisa indawo yokuphuma! Gcina iliso kwi-stipting, kuba undithembise, izinto zinokuya ecaleni kweendlela ngokukhawuleza kunokuba ungathi 'oh'
Ukuba kukho into engahambanga kakuhle, musa ukothuka! Phefumla nje kwaye ucofe ingxaki njenge-pro. Khumbula, yonke i-heetshi yayikukuba yiRookie. Funda kwiimpazamo kwaye ugcine uqengqeleka!
Ke, ngoku uxhobile ngamaziyo-ukuba ulawula njani ilizwe lemfazwe! Zive ukhululekile ukulahla iingcinga zakho ngezantsi-Yeyiphi uyilo onomdla wokutsalwa? Kwaye ungabambeki! Yabelana ngeentsomi zakho ze-Epic